Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
first party of the semester tomorrow. thinking of wearing a huge sign that says "my summer was good" to avoid the 67 questions and get straight to drinking
I'm so tired of waking up with my bed full of deli meats.
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
HOLY FUCK I almost floated out of the city. Thank god my dog kept me down.
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
Its a shame I cant put 'bomb ass head game' on my resume.
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
You tried to eat your way through the wall. Like you literally tried to eat drywall and insulation.
I love when Facebook suggests people I may know. Well, yeah, I know him. He's my drug dealer. Pretty sure I want to keep that relationship strictly professional.
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