your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
dude, I'm passing out in the fifth floor janitors closet. Let me know when the rooms opened back up
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
Believe it or not I'm actually not the only person sitting in the back of the train covered in glitter and drinking whiskey out of an arizona iced tea can. Small world.
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
I just called the on campus pharmacy and asked the pharmacist to tell me how each one of my medications will react with "excess alcohol consumption". And I'm not even ashamed...I've reached a new low.
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
I had sex with him for the first time drunk, dressed in a toddler overall tutu costume, at 2pm. Horrible start.
I give all credit to my lucky thong, there's never a time I haven't gotten laid while wearing it
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
My hands smell like penis... I can't even remember the last time i touched a penis, but my hands say i did. Oh the mystery.
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
never have sex with a mint flavored condom on. my vagina is on fire.
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