god help us all. i just saw an infant wearing a onesie that said "i don't know who my daddy is"
So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
And i laid in the yard with carrots on my chest cause i wanted a bunny
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
Pretty sure I left lotion and my bra in your car. I've secured your fathers belief that your straight. You can thank me later
I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
Circumcision scars are like fingerprints. I think I'm on to something man.
Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
The tit pic search didn't go as planned, some old guy sent me a pic of his balls and said stop texting his daughter. Better luck tomorrow
That kid singlehandedly fucked the breakup right out of me. I'm only hooking up with Millenials from here on out.
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
Randomize
