Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
he actually used the line "do you have a map, because i'm lost in your eyes" and i was to drunk to care
Just got a full body massage. It was uncomfortable at first, but then I realized I let strangers turn off the lights and put their hands all over my naked body 3 times a week anyways.
Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
He got weirdly turned on by the video of my cat licking nacho cheese off my finger.
You were so drunk you coat checked your shoe... Not even both of them. Just one shoe.
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
we just got sex advice from a midget. You better fucking get here.
The squirrels were at the front door. Dude I swear..
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
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