Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
I need to not be around brick walls while intoxicated.
I feel like you just avenged me for every guy who came in my hair
This guy in church just had a prayer request to help him get through his hangover. He is my new hero.
Tell me why I'm at Target and this entire Spanish family is crowding around the condoms questioning which ones they should get
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
Just remembered when I bought that round of shots I told the girls to "get their whore friend" who was making out with her bf instead of drinking. I don't know why they stayed.
Repeat. Dildo on the ceiling, confiscated potato shooter, and bottle of yegger. Repeat. Ceiling dildo and yegger.
We were Chugging coronas for the soul purpose of launching limes out of the 3rd story window, I'd say it was a good weekend
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
The party was Hollywood themed and I won an oscar for "finest ass in a leading role"
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
Randomize
