Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
If the pens lose tonight I'm gonna drive to Detroit and burn 8 mile to the ground.
Actually I may do that regardless. Probably get my own holiday.
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
He picked me up for our 1st date and saw my roommate crying on the floor Fabreesing her vagina...
lets grab drinks (in a friendly, not super awkward because ive eaten your ass kind of way) sometime soon
wow.
The sun is gonna brush it's hairy dick across my forehead in the morning, gently whispering: "you're 4 hours late for work"
I told him I was on the pill and it was OK to fire away. I want to never have to wear panty house or ever go to an office again. This is my early retirement plan. I want half of his NBA money.
So the guy I hooked up with during welcome week just tried to booty call me from across the lecture hall at 9am. I don't think he gets how this works...
Ever the responsible adult, I just realized that today is the Obamacare deadline, but I'm too high to handle insurance now.
You know if we weren't hooking up I think we'd actually be friends
George Washington did not fight for our freedom just to have people shit themselves all night
Speaking of lightening speed, he ate me out while I was watching The Flash. If that's not winning at life idk what is
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
None of what you just said was coherent
I just bought wine at a gas station what the hell do you expect
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
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