He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
you made me "pop lock and drop it" as a sobriety test last night..
I did something last night that I shouldn't have, but I don't want to tell you because you'll probably just make it your fb status...
I see you've learned your lesson.
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
I found a tip from a dart in my bra this morning
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
I guess I'm just gonna have to learn to live with the fact that I'm the guy who takes his pants off at the party and tries to start an orgy
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
If you're going to be single forever, you should try the quesalupas at Taco Bell.
And I mean really who loses their phone in a tree
Unfortunately i'm awake, hungover, and covered in something I'm pretty sure is Easy Cheese. Send help.
I'm disproportionately drunk. But I also spelled disproportionately right twice so maybe I'm not that drunk
Randomize
