he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
are you just going to ignore any texts involving my penis from now on? because thats going to shut down a pretty sizeable portion of our conversations.
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
How did currency from Costa Rica make it's way into my wallet...?
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
I don't know what it is about vodka that make me ruin relationships.
I will not fill you in on the details until we get back, so do not ask. I got peed on by the girl I was hooking up with last night.
8===D
That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
I'M WORRY THAT MY VAGINA WILL NEVER KNOW THE TOUCH OF A MAN AND YOU ARE MAKING A MIXTAPE
Mike's my new hero. There's a flagpole of hook-up's bras on his porch and a week's supply of beer in his fridge but he still has a great job.
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
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