How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
i did the 'picked up item' thing from zelda when i jizzed on her face
so you're single again?
yea but it was worth it
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
Remember when spice girls "Two Become One" came on just as we were about to fuck? talk about a boner jam
It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
Right now Tom has the 2nd floor office bathroom under siege. He shit/clogged one toilet, and he's throwing up in the sink.
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
It's not my fault, Tequila turned all my alarms off.
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
Randomize
