Broke my phone, have no voice AND I was blackout by 3 p.m...I'm betting I had a great time.
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
I was doing the dishes wondering what was with all the tiny little cups, but then I remembered that some people drink things other than huge mixed drinks and big cups of water the next day.
you broke a plate. told her her wedding china was ugly and you were doing her a favor. then proceeded to break every plate you could get your hands on.
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
I was going to text him and apologize but I didn't want him to think that meant I approved of him being my niece's booty call.
Whoever I saved in my phone as "Jackpot" last night has your keys.
sometimes i feel like my only option in life is to be drunk or be a cat. today i am drunk
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
So hungover im counting my own breaths to make sure im not dead. The odds hurt.
The album on my phone containing gross pictures to send when boys ask for nudes is now substantially larger than my normal photo album. Because I send one every night
It's the 3rd day of the year and I've already sucked two dicks. New year same ole me.
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
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