i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
We found a stripper pole in your closet. It seemed like a good idea. Alex will fix the hole in your wall. Sorry.
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
He left his own bachelor party to bring me weed. Then smoked with me. Tell me I'm not his favorite-ex-friends-with-benefits.
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
Notice how both of our plans for hooking up with these guys involve getting them drunk?
Oh my God, we're like men but with great boobs.
I'm so baked, I spent the last hour trying to screencapture the cracks on my phone.
Hella random but just hear me out...A bar that is a petting zoo. Bitches love petting zoos.
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
Some bitch is passed out in a pool of vomit. Fucking lightweight, it's only 8.30.
Oh, wait.. That's you.
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