i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
i just got arrested. apparently dont move means dont move.
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
And why did 3 people fail to stop me from literally getting a piggy back ride from the bar to his apartment?!
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
Passed out drunk in a tanning bed...
Did At The Beach call the fire department to get you like last time?
Well my grandma put the turkey in the oven for 4 hours and didn't have the oven on.
I convinced a German girl that I was born while my mom was water skiing and I preceded to barefoot ski behind her via the umbilical cord...
Pretty sure keeping my vibrator in the same drawer with the weed makes it work better. I fall asleep almost immedi
No no no, I want to share him with you. Think of it as me sharing a piece of delicious pie with you. He was THAT GOOD.
A massage should never include spaghetti sauce. shit was fucked up
I'm with jana at walgreens picking out penis rings.... Did you know they sell vibrators at walgreens? Wtf?
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