Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
Just skate-of-shamed, shirtless, with a bucket or margaritas. Good luck beating that one.
You literally spelled every word wrong or with numbers except for "drunk", which you used all caps for.
I felt the need to accentuate it....
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...
I'VE LOST MY DIGNITY, MY PRIDE, AND EVEN MY BOOTY CALL. HAPPY THANKSGIVING.
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
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