I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
Just saw a 300lb woman fall down. Shes screaming like a beached manatee. Her 120lb boyfriend is trying to push her up. It's like watching an infant try to bench
I just hate that one day I'll have to tell our children how we met, makes me look like a gold digging whore
Currently behind the bar at some asian place, pouring drinks for everyone with a snake around my neck
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
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