singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
my mom is pro-life. I dare you to fuck me.
You hit on the cop telling him you were celebrating the anniversary of your 21st birthday and ur boob job... That's how he got ur #
ah tequila...
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
The president of the frat said he was honored to award me "Best Overall Blow Jobs", free admission to all their future parties, and a $20 gift certificate to Denny's. I'm not sure if I feel proud or if that's just the burrito coming back up...
Also, what are the symptoms of syphilis?
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
Looks like I've become the Walter White of my PhD cohort.
I slept awesome next to you. You're like an electric blanket that I can have morning sex with.
I was too hungover to sit up and pull the curtains closed so I did it with my toes
You know it was a good dinner party when one of the guests broke their finger and no one can remember how it happened.
I hate when I'm sexting and I make a typo.
You just killed the sext mood.
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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