You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
You would only drink if the space jam soundtrack was playing, you thought it was hilarious that before every shot you said "y'all ready for this".
I just used dish soap as body wash. I smell like a dishwasher exploded. isn't the end of the semester fun?
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
Listen, everyone has a price and mine is free taco bell.
I lost a little respect for your boyfriend when I learned that he has a scar from a Cheerio.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
He counted every piece of macaroni in the box and then faceplanted into the bowl
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
It seems that only way I've actually improved myself after 2 years of writing for the school newspaper is that I've mastered the art of descriptive words to improve my sexting skills
I'm having a martini with dinner. A new level of class.
I'm stoned and eating mustard, also a new level of class.
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
I need water and some morals
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