her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
Balcony sex scratched the shit out of my phone. Whups.
He just went up to bed, still drunk from last night, carrying a pear, a pipe, and an unopened bottle of wine. I think he'll be fine.
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
I sat on his lap and we shared a beer. I feel like that's an invitation to his dick.
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
I AM THE KING OF THE FRESHMEN
how did i know this would happen?
You'd think if the campus holds 28,000 undergrad I wouldn't run into three people I've hooked up with in one day
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
Do you think they manscape in the zombie apocalypse?
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
It started off with wine and ended up with me in only my pearls and heels. It was about the classiest sexual experience I've ever had.
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