What do you think that old couple was thinking when they saw me puking in the QT parking lot at ten in the morning?
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
you know you made it when your beer pong table is made from imported italian hardwood
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
I mean I'm not worried about us not getting wasted. I'm more worried that I'll be doing a Boris yeltzen impression by 1030.
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
I vaguely remember you trying to make me a casserole with marshmallows and a can of beer.
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
Lesson of the night- sweaty dick can get stuck to ice, and require medical attention.
Oh boom. You're officially Dr Phil. I need to have sex that I actually remember participating in.
So after your set last night some 42 year old woman bought me a drink, professed her love for your music, and then made out with me last night because she thought I was you. Thank you.
Dilemas of the modern woman: deciding whether or not to write on your ex's wall for his birthday. This is serious.
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
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