found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
Clothes are such an inconvenience.
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
Left my card at the bar and had a drunk girl climb on the hood of my running car to scream at me.
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
Woke up shivering behind the titty bar, With the worst leg cramps. I'm like a poster boy for responsibility.
July fourth my place, drunken bubble slip n slide. Yes this is happening and yes I am 31
"Just cut me in half. Then take half of me home. And leave the other half here. Cuz I can't see."
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
cops woke me up on the sidewalk and asked where my shoes are.. fuck if i know, im sleeping on the sidewalk! actually i didnt say that, i just cried until they gave me a ride home.
I woke up without my clothes on covered up with a towel on the floor because for some reason I took a bath in my clothes at 2am.
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
This town is a penis wasteland. I haven't seen a suitable penis in months. This is becoming an emergency situation. I need penis in my life
I just remembered how you stole the slinky from me. Bitch, I will NEVER forgive you.
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