She's never allowed to turn 21 again
so i had a dream that andrew cuomo ate me out. guess who i'm voting for?
Why am I the only one concerned that there's a dog in the movie theatre?
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
i'm sad. The beetle crawled away. I was only trying to get him stoned.
Would it be inappropriate to do a science fair project on whether the type of drunk a person is is determined by nature or nurture
dude you're not even a fucking science major
Great news! In less than 2 hours, I'm ripping your underwear off with my teeth!
We're keeping you on a leash this Saint Patrick's Day
He started saying the pledge of allegiance so his boner would go down. Merica.
You added his wife on Facebook?! You're horrible at this mistress thing
Let's celebrate our country being screwed by screwing.
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
Just got hit on by a 28-year old, quadraplegic, triple-cancer-survivor redneck. Now updating bucket list to meet newfound standards.
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
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