She checked into foursquare right as she left work so he would think she was there late and not on some other guy's dick
I have to say for barely passing high school, that girl is a genius.
There's nothing I can say to make me pepper spraying you any better
I left two hundred in singles in your car sorry about the mess
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
He doesn't belong with God. He belongs face-down in a pile of his own excrement, vomit, blood and semen. Then pissed on by Satan.
Our house almost burnt down last night. I woke up at 4:10am to the smoke alarm going off bc the bean bag chair was on fire so i extinguished it and smoked a bowl at 4:20 to celebrate my fire extinguishing abilities
In other more interesting news I'm going to arrange a surprise orgy. You in?
I think my staff loses a little bit of respect for me every time you're in town. I may have to puke at work ...again.
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
when i woke up with 300+ messages I didn't except them to be about coyotes and burning shoes.
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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