I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
ejected that DVD during the department meeting.. it was our porn from last night. I have a new nick-name at work.
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
If I had a clone, I'd fuck it with a condom
Nothing is more awkward than taking a dump while someone is crying in the bathroom.
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
Trying to Jedi mind trick myself into not throwing up. This is not the esophagus you are looking for.
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
How do I explain to work that I woke up in my underwear on a trampoline and that I'm not coming in?
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
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