do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
I*** M*****, this is your dignity texting you. I ditched you when you started hitting on bros and old sailor men last night. My friend Sarah has pictures to prove it.
Great date with Damon, but I'm not sure if telling him I like lesbian porn is a good second date discussion.
I was in the bathroom and heard my brother scream "YOU FAIL!!!", and I swear to GOD, I thought my penis was yelling at me.
You tied the party balloons to your nipple ring so that everyone would know you partied.
went to the bathroom to piss, saw puke in the toilet thought wtf i dont remember puking, then turned around to find a chick i've never seen before passed out in my shower.
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
the ceiling is raining jello shotss
I seem to remember you being very disappointed that drinking Michelob Ultra didn't give you magic powers.
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
She had cheddar bay biscuits in her purse. Biscuits, Id and cash. I'm gonna marry her.
That's the 3rd time I've gone home with her and she passed out on me. I poured 6 boxes of cereal on her and left
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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