I failed the drunk obstacle course of trying to find my bed... consolation prize... a sore ankle and "disappointed' parents.
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
Ima go for a jog. and I'm going to jog until I throw up a lung. then I'll crawl home.
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
Also, my aunt grabbed my phone and downloaded the scriptures. Apparently I need Jesus.
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
Somehow my life has turned in to drug deals at the bar, and illegally camping on a mountain because I have no where else to live.
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