This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
I have left a significant number of teethmarks in my prhone. My mouth tastes like tequila and cheddar. Tomorrow already feels fun.
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
they lined up to high five me when i got taken out by the stretcher. The paramedic high fived them too
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
Apparently when the cops arrived I was standing over him in the bathroom yelling, get the fuck up you piece of shit. Beer still in hand.
sex in a hospital.. check
He ain't mine yet. Gotta have a third date before I pee on him and mark territory.
Oh. Wait. That happened on the second date.
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
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