Well listen chief - never again do i want the scenario of going to the ER totally naked and partially drunk to b a possibility.
I just gave my whole company pinkeye. How's that for a summer intern's lasting impression? BOOYAHH
I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
i guess i called my mom last night. she wasnt nearly as impressed with what we did in the bathroom as i was
She just sucked the buffalo sauce out of my beard. I've never been so disgusted and hard in my life.
So i'm in a museum and theres a punch bowl from 1765 with a picture of 3 men forcing the 4th to drink the punch bowl. Colonial hazing
I will be naked everywhere
I'm pretty sure the bus driver knew how hung over I was and hit all the pot holes on purpose. I threw up into my water bottle.
We got to the hotel at 12AM with nothing but a plastic bag of magnum condoms and lube, while wearing glow sticks. The receptionist handed us a bunch of water bottles and said "These are on us.", not even phased by three dudes about to have a threesome. I love this town.
Remind me never to smoke before babysitting again. Ate an entire bottle of children's gummy vitamins.... not an easy thing to explain to parents.
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
This is a weird combination of planning and sexting but whatever
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
I never thought I'd end up with a prison pen pal through tinder
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