Everyone knows that the fastest route to a corporate advancement is to take a shot in the mouth
when I woke up she was standing in the living room with a bottle of scotch because she is "allergic to hangovers"
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
I got groped on the dancefloor by both grooms. I love gay weddings
Leaving someone plastered on a corner at 3am telling them to just scream for cock is NOT being a good wingman.
Every time I stand up, gravity punches me in the tits. This is horrible.
You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
Yes. We drank 3/4 of a handle of vodka, fried and ate a 3lb package of bacon, I tackled the neighbors snowman, made snow angels in our underwear, and then fucked all night. Christmas success.
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
I was telling everyone at the frat that they had to try the "fantastic refreshment" that was everclear, vodka and country time
I just started the bonfire using a tampon. Who knew they could have multiple uses?
She gave me a boner for the first time in 9 years.
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
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