Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
And then I chipped his tooth because I got too into it. Helloo, single life.
it's like i need an invisible sign across my boobs that says "DOESN'T HAVE DADDY ISSUES" that only old men can see
when she first told me she hooked up with him my initial response was to shout "WE HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON!"
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
Come on. I'll make you hot pockets. Literally and sexually.
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
How the hell do you misplace a bag of tacos in a closet?
i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
just ran into my father at CVS while buying condoms...he winked at me. I really need to move out of this town.
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