Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
i knew it was going to be a good night when i was bleeding, licked it and it tasted like miller light
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
like he couldn't stop by and throw me in the back seat and ask for a blowjob? he had to give me flowers?
College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
That's the saddest description of touching yourself I've heard since someone said "I was just lazily rubbing my clitoris while eating Cheetos alone"
WAIT DID YOU MAIL ME A KITTEN
I can't wait till they start promoting the testiciplasty. Turn those old prunes into fresh tight kiwis!
She tackled him mid-puke while the other two were cutting up a $60 dildo with a kitchen knife and putting the pieces in a Corona bottle.
I don't know anybody that can get the cops to drive them back to the bar after being pulled out of a tree
it happenes
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
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