Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
I spilled a beer on myself, so I went back to my place to change. The city marshall was at my door with a warrant. That beer cost me 760 bucks.
Watching marley and me... this girls got me whipped man
look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
i didn't realize we were even dating until i ran out of weed
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
Mid way while flirting with this super hot chick at the bar, he gets up and says no thanks I'm only 19 and gay just waiting for my buddy to hurry up and get with your friend.
It's like refusing a bong hit from michael phelps... You just can't do it
I am drunk please bring Taco Bell and sex
Never mind I found pizza just bring sex
My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
Will you be super villain lesbian lovers with me for halloween?
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
Randomize
