Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
I fcuked ip.
Is this your way of telling me that you got drunk in your office before meeting with your dissertation advisor again? Or that you finally banged that freshman fraternity pledge?
Sweating vodka and spray tan, I feel like a trophy wife.
I don't listen when you talk. I just try to find new creative ways to get you to send me naked pictures.
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
It's the happiest looking penis I've ever seen. It should have a top hat and a spectacle on and soft shoe across the room with a cane. He's a cheery little feller.
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
You don't know bruises until you've been banged by 3 drunk bagpipers in the back of thier bus
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
So if your sore it's because you tried to tackle a tree last night. When I told you at the party, you said "What do you expect, I'm an athlete!"
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