Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
At least I can pee in a cup like a champ at this point
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
Yeah if I don't text back. I'm eating. sleeping. Or lifting. Or drinking. Or playing call of duty. Like shit man
He congratulated me by offering up free orgasms.. I told him I also had a birthday last month we needed to celebrate.. He was there in ten minutes.
in other news i got caramel vodka poured on me. upside, i smell amazing
Kelly and I just had sex, and you didn't call or text to interrupt, are you alive? We are both concerned.
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
Idk what's worse.... Yesterday not waking up in my bed or today waking up in the hello kitty gown.
Randomize
