Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
how was your night?
well, i just purchased 'sorry for being a drunk whore' cupcakes. how do you think my night was?
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
We didn't have sex because he locked himself in the bathroom and passed out while he was taking a shit. I cuddled with his cat.
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
You don't know scared until you've just begun the first stage of an acid trip till a guy on stilts with a creepy mustache and beard says "enter the Forrest"
She said she wanted you to slurp her vagina like a spaghetti noodle.
Got baptized for New Years. In champagne and cheap vodka.
Hey.... can you explain to me why when I woke up this morning my cell phone background had been changed to me getting a piggy back ride from a drag queen?
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
Edible... I FEEL CLOSER TO THE UNIVERSE AND I DEF TRAVELED IN TIME. I THINK I CAN READ MINDS NOW.
I kept screaming that he looked like Khal Drogo and rode around the bar on his back.
Randomize
