we need to stop having unprotected sex.
ya i know. we're like the secret life of the american whores.
I have way too much money in my bra to be responsible.
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
He took the lighter and said "this is how I give myself a bikini wax."
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
if creating a fake 8 year old brother, who lives with me and has had mono for the past month, to explain why I have ignored my group project members is wrong, then I... well then I'm probably going to hell
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
I already plan to donate my brain to science so they can attempt to fully understand the complexities of my existence
Do you wanna fuck while my apple pie is in the oven?
The worst thing about buying this extremely comfortable bed is that once I get a girl into it, all she wants to do is sleep. I want my fucking money back.
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