I was at the bar last night dancing, puking in a trash can, and ordering another drink all at the same time. Have I lost my dignity?
haha no as long as you did hook up with anybody after that.
... oops
i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
im too high. i could barely wash my hair, let alone handle a whole shower
i'm pretty sure i just ruined some dude's romantic riverside sunset proposal by running outside and puking in a bush.
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
good news: I made it out of bed and into shower. Bad news: I made it back to bed without clothes. Worse news: I don't know this bed.
He was all like, "I think ur the one that got away and I miss you." I replied, "I gave u a hand job once in your hot tub. No need to wax nostalgic about it."
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
The hot tub didn't work. But it's okay because we discovered just how many people you can fit in a bathtub.
You work today? I woke up with a raging boner that was whispering your name
I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
He was kissing me at red light while his penis was in an aluminum beer bottle peeing..
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
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