You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
Just got blown whilst getting my high score on bejeweled blitz. There's still a month and a half left of summer and my bucket list is empty...
masturbating while the coffee brews is the new power nap
Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
You're being dramatic. You can calm down, or you can piss off. Either way, I ate your burrito.
the arrest was probably divine intervention, cause i think we were heading to an ill-advised threesome.
if I could send you my dick right now I would. that's how good of a friend I am.
He left his shoes, boxers and socks at my house & managed to walk home to his dorm without realizing anything was missing until 3 days after. That's the last time i'll ever hook up with a freshman.
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
I'm 80% sure I have pink eye. This is my penance for being a homewrecker.
Wow I really just sharted up in this Kroger
Just motorboated this 18 year old girl at the bar. The first time was my idea the other 3 she made me. Maybe turning 27 won't be so bad. Haha.
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
Had to trim my nails cus they got too long to effectively finger myself with
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