Me. At least after what I've been through.
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
She can drink whiskey without a chaser and has a fridge full of whipped cream. Girlfriend potential
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
I was having trouble getting it up so she grabbed it and said "no, it's too big to fail"
Please note: when a bouncer tells you to leave, pointing out that their career path makes them a much better judge what to do will not make you friends
Escorted out of jimmy johns because I refused to leave with my dog. Stole a loaf of bread on the way out.
First you say "it can't get any worse" and the next thing you know you've shat yourself on Christmas Eve.
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... So sensitive...
And you know what the worst part is? Because of him I can now relate to a goddamn Taylor Swift song. FUCK. MY. LIFE.
I woke up with a bunch of jolly ranchers and an eight ball in my purse. Successful
I just got to my parents hungover as hell. My dad could tell and said "theres only one cure for a hangover" and handed me a beer. This morning went from a 0 to 10 in an instant.
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