don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
he got up in front of the whole lecture hall and yelled that Charlie Brown's Christmas tree was his favorite book in the history of the universe. then he stumbled out the fire exit setting the alarm off. I could've jumped him right then and there.
So my prents justed posted "DO NOT DISTURB" on facebook and i just heard their door shut and lock...I'm leaving
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
There is a homeless man handing out free beer on the city bus. He has a cooler and everything. I love this trashy yet generous city.
only in a texas roadhouse would someone whistle while I was breastfeeding.
His rebound girl is half his size, looks like a leprechaun, is majoring in theater studies and has arms like Rosie O'donnell. Do I win?
You have plans tonight?
Stress crying into a bottle of long island ice tea mix...other than that nope
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
I just know what's gonna happen. I mean. I shaved my legs up to shorts length. But I'm leaving the rest as a sort of makeshift caution tape.
So this is my life now? Laying in bed texting about Hulk penis?
Neighbor just came over and asked if I had anything to clean blood out of carpet... it's definitely time to move.
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