we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
He got punched in the face, dropped his laptop down a flight of stairs, and broke his roommate's lava lamp, getting all the toxic lava goo everywhere. This is why we don't let him get drunk. And yet here we are.
I think, at this point, getting pissed and declaring my love via reality TV would be an improvement
I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
If you're wearing dry underwear your day is already better than mine.
I can't turn off my feet"
And we had three hours of crazy sex then his roommate ate pizza off me while I was sleeping.
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
If I get really high and watch Beauty and The Beast on our Netflx account, will you judge me?
Only if you start before I get home!
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
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