How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
We're going on a mission for new porn. And ice cream.
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
I'm still waiting for my blazer that I left at your apartment, you owe me a blowjob for every day from Thursday on that it's late.
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
Did you hear about Miss Teen Delaware? From the snippet they played on the radio, I knew exactly what porn company it was from. Maybe I should cut back
Did we pole dance in front of my boss last night or was it just me?
The fact that I can now puke rainbows on snapchat makes my life that much better
One three hour marathon fuck session and now she's divorcing her husband. Should I get business cards made?
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
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