he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
I just fucked a rockette. This would have been amazing a week ago.
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
i gave her a can of corn and told her the cabs are accepting non perishable food items over the holidays. blatant lie and she lives like $40 away
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
That bitch makes my crazy look like a walk in the park with cotton candy
There are two types of people in this world I don't trust: people who collect stamps, and people who don't drink
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
Everything I own smells like cigarettes and victory right now. The smell is never coming out.
When i like your selfie it means one of two things. 1. thats a nice photo, friend. OR 2. I wanna bend you over a table. But youll never know.
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
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