do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
Who pooed in my magic bullet?
Sorry the bathroom was being used.
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
I asked you if you were ok and you said "dude I'm fine, I'm in the recovery position"
I just got checked out by a paramedic whilst their sirens were on. I'm doing something right
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
Maybe I'll make your dreams come true and pee on you tomorrow.
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
At one point she put on my dads pants and yelled after him EMILIOOOO! Dude, my dads name is Mark.
Met the hot new neighbor. She's into country music and giving really good bjs. Latter made up for the former.
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