he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
I was looking at some smoking pipes on amazon the other day and realized that work people could look at my history and do a drug test. So I immediately started looking at Sherlock Holmes hats.
so whats your words to drink to for the state of the union? mine are 'change' 'fight' and 'you know'.
mine is 'the'.
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
I just found out I lost my virginity the same day my parents did, 25 years later. This is my life.
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
Well, I got drunk and told my family about what I expected sexually after a good first date.
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
1st date with cop went weird. He yelled at me & we had a horrible date. Walking to the car I tripped & started bleeding & then he made out with me. Is it wrong that I want to see him again?
THIS IS WHY YOU NEED THERAPY!
I refuse to take any type of advice let alone love advice from a motherfucker who is missing 3 fingers from a Fucked up masturbating accident.
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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