gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
Joe is yelling at the trees again.
Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
There are not one, but two women wearing my boxers on the couch right now. You need to wake the fuck up.
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
its taking every last moral i have not to steal this bike
you still have morals?
Well actually itd just be too hard to ride the bike with this large rake i just stole
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
I just spent 30 minutes cleaning out my coleman grill. Did you really have to have grilled yogurt?
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
I've literally already typed in by booty call text for friday night. all I have to do now is wait for is drunk me to press send
I am coping with the snow storm with beer and shots of jack. If I were outside in shorts I might be able to pass as a Canadian.
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
We kept having to tell you that you couldn't just sit wherever you wanted at Walmart. Sitting in the middle of the raw meat section was unacceptable and children were staring at you.
As a side note, can you ask the maintenance staff not to drag their balls on our stairwell handrails. Please.
Just passed a girl holding a jar filled with what appeared to be diarrhea
Randomize
