I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
I just spent my lunch hour driving around campus yelling "TRADE LIVES WITH ME!" to all the freshmen moving in
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
You threw a bunch of trashcans into the middle of the street and nothing happened. I fell on one car and suddenly there were cops everywhere...
It's not like I ment to feed you the shots of vodka, my hand just kinda slipped.
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
You blackout rapped the entire DMX song Party Up last night at karaoke without looking at the screen. Then you Tebowed on stage, hugged a black guy, puked in a garbage can, then left. You deserve a medal.
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
It's George Washington's Birthday. Can you not put on some red white and blue and get really drunk for the original Merican??
Also, there's the possibility of falling 5 feet to your death to make it more exciting
In which case I will yell FIVE SECOND RULE and continue to slam you
I look like a bag of dicks so if you could ugly yourself up that'd be great.
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
I was packing a bowl naked and her dog just stared at me with pure rage
you'll probably come home to me baked as fuck and shirtless
I melted cheese on my pizza rolls. When I die make sure someone melts cheese on my rolls.
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