He's trying to get everyone in the bathtub for a team meeting about how we're gonna find his car. Which is parked outside. Think we should cut him off?
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
Being thankful with your family is one thing. Being thankful with your friends while getting drunk and smoking bowls while eating leftovers, priceless.
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
At first I was horrified but then he explained that he shave a "soul patch" on his balls... And I was still horrified, but I went with it.
Can we just talk about how I wrote out all the stuff I had to do this week and for Thursday it says "drink and cry"? ...I don't remember putting that but it sounds like something I would do
You guys go ahead and have your romantic night. I'm gonna keep my vday tradition alive of angry banging a stranger.
My hangover headache is somewhere in the Harry Potter scar neighborhood. I can now empathize with that poor bastard.
He makes bad life choices and drives a wagon, how is that not my type?
when they cut me off i played the entire Justin Bieber playlist and left for another bar that didn't think i'd had enough to drink
Right. He was like "I'll be here all night if I have to..." I was like "Well then, I'll have to call the cops..."
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