I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
it was like one of those moments where the couple runs together and kisses and everyone in the airport claps. but instead of clapping an indian guy walked by and said 'ahhhright! get some!'
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
i just ate an entire onion plain. all alone. i have never felt more single in my life
I was talking to some girls while you were falling off your bar stool into the person next to you.
I called him daddy. To his face. Somewhat sober. What more could I do?
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
No teenage boy ever gets scared away from sex unless she is slipping a wedding ring on your finger or is killing your cat. I promise.
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
Just finished off half a bottle of vodka. Can't take in anymore liquids so I ate 3 spoonfuls of your powdered gatorade to fight off the hangover. Wish me luck and check me for a pulse when you get in!
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
I'm slacking. We've been hooking up for months and I have yet to bang him while he's wearing the clown mask.
My whole life is a joke
Yeah. I’m starting to see why you drink so much.
You coming to give me head and eat tacos?
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