Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
so..some girl walked up to me on the porch last night. She came to apologize for peeing on our lawn a few days ago. I just looked at her and said it was ok, she wasn't the first.
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
you pissed in the sink and didnt realize it until it was time to wash your hands
I think it might be brain cancer. Hangovers can't be this bad
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
Drunbk and roasting marshmallows on my stove. Accidentally singed the catr's fur but she'sd alright.
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
I gave him morning sex, a bag of cookies, and dropped him off at work. I believe I deserve the "best hookup award."
I woke up with her finger in my vag. Let's just say that I'm one horny inquisitive drunk.
the last thing is remember is that strange guy in the leotard...i woke up in my bed, naked, with a half eaten grilled cheese on my nightstand, a six pack in the fridge, a new pack of cigarettes on my pillow and coke in my purse. apparently i bought some drugs, shopped and cooked. typical.
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