I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
He turned down a handjob. A HANDJOB. I know I'm no Jessica Simpson, but...
Actually, she's fat now, so...
Fuck. I AM Jessica Simpson.
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
I think my hand is broken. But his nose definitely is
I made this pact with my vagina, though. No more heartless fuckery.
Oh and my new excuse for not being able to hook up is cholera, feel free to use it
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
Yeah. Of all the things to be cock blocked by a plague is the most unexpected.
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