I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out
afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
we're doing shots for every degree below freezing it is outside
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
So there I was.....spitting on my goldfish just to keep it alive.
Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
I put bits of fruit cocktail in the jello shots i made because i knew that they were gonna be the only thing we ate all day
It was almost awkward to look at you naked while listening to Circle of Life. Just saying.
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
He was taking the condom off and he turns to me and says, "You know how snakes can shed their skin?"
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
I mean you guys are my friends and all but if you fuck with me I will not hesitate to set you on fire
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
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